Obama: Is it time yet? The fat lady’s done singing…
Crowd: Is it time yet? The guy 1235965th from the right in row 213958365 needs to pee, and he can’t hold it much longer.
Obama: I do solemnly swear that I am up to n… umm, faithfully defend and execute stuff. What you just said, Mr. Chief Justice.
Spielberg: CUT! Get him the script again and we’ll retake in five minu– oh. I’m not in charge here.
Obama: OK, speech time! Can I get a HELL YEAH!
Obama: The economy is in crisis, but you can still get a Five Dollar Footlong at Subway. We now return to my speech.
Bush: Nice speech. By the way, to get the sink to work in the executive bathroom you have to jiggle the handle.
Emanuel: SO glad I had Bill Clinton tell Dubya that thing about the “sink”.
Sasha Obama: You did good, Daddy. Now where the hell’s my puppy?
Photos from Drudge Report and Huffington Post.
Cute! I like the one about the guy who has to pee.
Thanks – glad you enjoyed it.
Hilarious. And by the way: HELL YEAH!
President Obama. It’s real. Can you believe it?
The reality is starting to sink in, yes. While I think that Hillary or even McCain would still have been an improvement, I’m very glad it turned out the way it did.