What the hell is the deal with Megan Fox?
She’s currently on the cover of Rolling Stone, where she is being called “America’s Sexiest Bad Girl”.
I’m assuming that the look on her face there is an attempt at ’sultry’. I can only hope I’m not the only one who thinks she just looks like she’s squinting, possibly through a not-entirely-unintoxicated haze.
Also? Somebody get this woman a fucking sandwich.
I have yet to give enough of a damn about any of the movies she has been in to bother going to see one, but the few clips and trailers I’ve seen suggest that she is at best a mediocre actress – and it appears that her co-stars and directors have spoken of her intellect in less than glowing terms as well.
So she’s 0 for 3 on the beauty-brains-talent scorecard. Much like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, whose appeal I have never understood either.
If this is the best America can come up with for a ’sexiest bad girl’, America isn’t trying hard enough.
