Dave Is A Small Rubber Pyramid

Members of the National Surrealist Association protested in Washington DC early Monday morning, bringing local traffic to a standstill. The specific issue at hand was never quite detailed, with possibilities ranging from the color of Mountain Dew to the involvement of the federal government in cricket matches by mail. Three members of the Association, who [...]

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This Little Piggy Went Back To Work

So I do not, in fact, have the swine flu. Thanks to everybody who expressed their concern, here and elsewhere. Apparently there are a couple of viruses doing the rounds which present with roughly the same symptoms, which I’m sure makes things inconvenient for those in the medical profession. So I picked up the test [...]

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Weekend Round-up

Just a few bits regarding some of my favorite posting topics: Dollhouse: The season finale of Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse last night was amazing, astounding, astonishing, and quite possibly a lot of other words beginning with A. For those of you who are interested in the show, but haven’t yet caught last week’s episode or last [...]

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A vampire?! Let me check my notes…

This was a relatively recent bookstore find: While it may be a handy-dandy resource when researching Eastern European folklore, or perhaps offer some insights into the deeper meanings of Twilight or Buffy… this title seems a little misleading. Here is my revised Complete Idiot’s Guide to Vampires: If you see one coming toward you, run [...]

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Everybody wants prosthetic foreskins on their…

Some of the products out there just baffle me. It seems that one can now buy reusable latex foreskins for a different experience. (Thanks to Andrew over on Facebook for the link.) All together now: “please be gentile with me”…

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8 Ways We Traumatize Our Offspring

While it is no surprise to me that the lyrics to many kiddie songs are both insipid and inane, I had not given a great deal of thought to very much of the content. Some of the sentiments and concepts expressed are extremely odd, and some are just plain scary to contemplate. As such, I [...]

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