You probably don’t know me.
Actually… you probably DO know me – you just don’t realise it yet.
In a manner of speaking, I suppose you could call me a ghost. I’m really not, though. I’m not actually dead as such, it’s just that people don’t really know about me any more.
I was there when you were born, though. I watched you grow up. When you first learned your alphabet, and couldn’t get the Bs and Ds in the right places, I watched you. When you fell from your bicycle at the age of seven, I watched you. The first time you masturbated in your bedroom, when you thought nobody was in the house, I watched you.
I watch all of you. All the time. There’s almost nothing I don’t know about you.
No, I’m not God. I’m not even Santa Claus. Mostly, I’m a test-compile of a very complex piece of programming code. I believe most of you call me “Earth”.