Presidentiality and Literateness

Earlier this week I got involved in Facebook discourse regarding suitable materiel for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Upon reading the assertion that Dr. Seuss might be a little highbrow, I found myself in disagreement. Seuss would be fine as long as there were ready adaptations more pertinent to the political realities faced by the outgoing administration.

In evidence, I offered the following:

I do not like him, Rahm-I-Am, I do not like that Kenyan man. I do not like his Yes We Can, I do not like him on Iran,  I do not, will not, change or hope. I will not read him “My Pet Goat” I do not like his big blue map I also think his VP’s crap. I think he’s wrong on education And his misunderestimation Of my entire eight-year span, I do not like him, Rahm-I-Am! I do not like his stimulus, He’s weak on defense, what a wuss! He won’t sign a gay marriage ban. I do not like that Kenyan man. They say his middle name’s Hussein – I’d rather go with John McCain Or maybe Sarah, she’s a cutie I really like her… sense of duty. I’ll always back the GOP No matter what they do to me I am a staunch Republican, I do not like him, Rahm-I-Am!