It’s A Sham, I Tell You

Whoever invented the pillowcases with the slit in the middle instead of at the end gets my FYOTD. This person is a foul demonspawn and should be condemned to an eternity of being stuffed crosswise into things they only barely fit in.

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Potential Hazard

Note to Southwest Florida rush hour drivers: the horn on your vehicle is there to enable you to signal a potential hazard on the road, for the safety of all.

Potential hazards do not include “get out of my way”, “I hate you for no readily apparent reason”, “hey pedestrian you’re really hot” or even “egad! I just discovered my car has a horn”.

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