This was a relatively recent bookstore find:
While it may be a handy-dandy resource when researching Eastern European folklore, or perhaps offer some insights into the deeper meanings of Twilight or Buffy… this title seems a little misleading.
Here is my revised Complete Idiot’s Guide to Vampires:
If you see one coming toward you, run like hell. You can look him up if you survive, but since you will have survived it was most likely just a goth.
In the spirit of offering advice to “Complete Idiots”, I would also like to share a recent grocery store find:
That Other Blog, Way Over There 